Is Anyone Out There??

I do wonder if I'll ever be rescued.  This continued penguin-napping and tossing about the countryside is just no good.  I miss my Telly!!

My little buddies tell me that there may be a custom-made scarf in my future.  I hardly see the need.  Still, it is nice to be fussed over just a bit.

Still, I want to go home!  I miss my Mum Duck!

I Heard Rumors...

Where am I??   Some months ago I was encased in bubble wrap and put in a box, then everything went dark.  I heard voices speaking about a cousin and Colifarnia or somesuch and then it's bumpity bumpity and loud noises and extremes of heat and more bumpity bumpity.  Ugh!  Then all goes still and quiet and suddenly I hear voices and a ripping noise and a blinding light.  Am I in Heaven, says I??  Then I'm laughed over and carried about by utter strangers.  Not heaven, No.  The indignities!!

I was sitting, perfectly happy, on a mantelpiece for a while, proud as punch.  Able to survey all that occurred, and particularly to keep my eye on that nasty black feline who seems much loved but strikes me as an utter terror.  He found that mantelpiece and sniffed me and unceremoniously batted me to the floor!  I declare!

So then I was stuffed -- stuffed I tell you -- into a wee cavern surrounded by some sort of knobby things that get adjusted from time to time and played with by The People.  The knobby things are cold and metallic and not at all sociable.  However, at least I'm safe from the black feline.

Things got a bit better a couple of weeks ago because there was much bustling about the house and pretty, shiny things were displayed on the mantle (which I can still see from my wee cavern), and then -- surprise of surprises -- two little buddies joined me!!  They are wearing cute scarves and hats, which strike me as entirely unnecessary in this climate -- I haven't even heard any reports of snow!! -- but they are chummy and friendly, and they cozied right up to me, so I suppose I shouldn't complain.  I will try to post a picture of my little friends if I can figure out this blasted new technology.  You should have seen the time I had figuring out how to blog from one of their computers!!

More anon.  I think I might winter here if my friends stick around.  They're jolly good company after all these lonely months!

Liam...

I have overheard the grandson talk about his cousin. I believe his name is Liam. I am not sure, however i found where he lives. I am officially moving out!

I shall post when I am able! For now! Penelope.

A Bloody Nuisance!

This is unbearable living conditions! The tea shortage is a bloody nuisance!

A Spot of Rest

This is quite relaxing, quite possibly the best part of this house. That is, of course, excluding the tele.

I've Gone Mad!

I must have gone mad somewhere along the line. The other option, of course, is that no one around here can cook! I am no longer just miffed, I am peeved! I hope at least one of them learns to cook as does the Old Lady. Let us only hope it does not grow worse. I try to carry on, but the tea shortage is so tiresome! I may be leaving soon if this goes unchecked!

Mockeries!

I believe the son-in-law has taken a liking to my style. I'm sorry I haven't been able to do any posts today before this, the grandson has taken a liking to the computer. Hope to post soon!