My Title

Today, I shall explain how I got here.

I heard of a creation called the "Underground Railroad."  I hear it is a place that helped runaways.  I wonder if it is somewhat like the subway.

Well, I figured that since I was a runaway, and I wanted to keep the others at home informed, calling myself the "Underground Arctic" might help me along the way.

To those of you still in the house that smells of cleaning products -- I promise, I am looking for work.  I will get you out as I can.  Carry on, chums!